Leading the Cheers Tweet I know there are still cheerleaders, but the last few times I’ve been to a game I couldn’t tell if they were saying anything. Does this mean they were doing a good job, if everyone is shouting over them?
No Shame There Tweet I like that he is somehow able to draw his head down below his shoulder level. Do turtles have shoulders?
MOTTA Tweet I wish our mayor would run on this slogan. As far as I can tell, our motto is, “When in doubt, put up a traffic cone.”
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Lawyer Up!! Tweet All lawyers are dealing with other lawyers. Doesn’t that seem like we’re getting the shaft no matter how it comes out?
Rocketry-try-try again Tweet I used to love doing model rockets when I was about 6-8th grade. I’ve thought about trying it again as an adult, but what I don’t really need is another hobby.
List of Lists Tweet For the title up there (above) on the web page, I wanted to use the punch-line, but that ruins the joke below.
In a Timely Manner Tweet I have a neurologist who is a very good doctor, if you don’t mind waiting. A lot.