Anybody still remember the United Football League? The games were fun to watch, but it was kind of distracting that they were played in virtually empty stadiums.
Alone Time
Tag: #Tuttle
Yuckin’ It Up
I have had the trail mix with the little bits of cheese in it. Didn’t mind the taste, but what is in the cheese that keeps it from melting?!?!
Felon
Is it because they’re “just bears” that we don’t care about the obvious injustice done against them? I mean, they are apparently sentient creatures in the story
He’s a Fighter, Alright
I love going to the Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory, but it’s kind of expensive. Especially when almost any chocolate from anywhere will satisfy me
Carpenters, Da?
I used to really like the Carpenters, maybe because my mom did. Last time I tried to listen to them, though, that taste had passed me by. Wonder why that is?
Cream in a Can
I like a mouthful straight now and then, but I’ve never tried to suck down a whole can like this. I don’t know why. Just not ambitious, I guess
One Ugly Turtle
The first panel is based on an actual news story from around here. I was this giant turtle that looked like something Peter Jackson would have come up with.
What Steps Carpenters Dew
Sometimes, the obvious jokes are the best jokes. And then, sometimes not.
Playing the Big Time
In a weird coincidence, this cartoon appeared in the papers the same week Mister Hodge passed away.
He’s Too Tense!
People who can’t tell jokes, or get them, crack me up. For some reason, though, they don’t appreciate being laughed at.