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Some Sundays, I find myself singing the hymns with Elmer’s pronunciation.
One of those jokes that, as a homonym, is better out loud than in print,
I like mayo on stuff, but it sure is easy to get too much.
A little o’leary of England, eh? I rish I knew what to tell you.
I was surprised that anyone other than me liked this one.
I was surprised that people seemed to like this one as much as I did. I was thinking I’d get a lot of “why bother?” messages.
This one was actually thought of by my wife. Judos to Martha!
I remember when my kids were learning how to talk and the strange and funny things they would say.
We assume that pigs would be against football. But what if they think of it as an honor? Especially if you get to be in the championship!
My wife almost cried when our oldest son’s first “word” was “dada”. I tried to convince her it wasn’t actually a word, but I think she thought I was being disingenuous. I was.
