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Chicago Style

I know that many people live long in Chicago without experiencing violence. Sounds like those people are becoming fewer and fewer, doesn’t it?

I saw recently where paper straws are even worse for the environment than plastic. Maybe we should switch to bamboo like on “Gilligan’s Island”

Even Schulz wrote that he wondered where Snoopy got the goggles and scarf

I have thought this for years when seeing those signs. Not sure why it took me this long to turn it into a cartoon.

I know the stated reasons for both actions. But I’m not convinced.

Inspired by a bird who appeared to go out of his way to find our windshield one Sunday on the way home from church.

I was a little surprised I didn’t get any complaints about this one.

My wife’s first initial is the same as my last initial. This has caused some good “accidents” over the years.

I am not a golfer, but I am allergic to poison oak. My wife can pick it and have no problem, I just have to get near it and I’m miserable.

I wonder why they were called “turtle” doves? Maybe they really liked ice cream with chocolate sauce and pecans.