Pure Poetry Tweet Of course, the real joke anytime Porc U. Pine is in here is the idea that anyone would a] pay for poetry or b] sell it by the line.
Poppin’ Good Time Tweet Remember when every mall had a place that sold Carmel Corn? What happened to those places? Did they go the way of the bookstore?
Penguin Parenting Skills Tweet This one apparently didn’t work well in black and white (ha!) because the reader’s eye was not drawn to the egg at Penn’s feet as well as in color like this. Now you see it, right?
Picante! Tweet It was shortly after doing this cartoon that I actually made French toast with jalapeno cheese bread. It was pretty good, but not good enough to repeat.
The Absolute Worst! Tweet I actually thought of the song in the 2nd panel first. Then, I started thinking of what would be even worse than that. My sister is trying to set the third panel to music.
Unpopular Truths Tweet Based on actual events. Really. But, who hasn’t experienced this? Why do we always figure we know better than others how much should be said?
Big Fat Snails Tweet Have you seen those giant snails on the news? Some kind of invasive species (of course).
Low Talker Tweet Bonus points (non-redeemable) if you can tell what Tottle is saying and where it comes from.
Aussie Talk, 101 Tweet I love the character of K.B. because I think koalas are so cute. Love the idea of one that’s a smoking, drinking, caricature of an Aussie.
Is Not Would Not Could Not Tweet The usual way of saying the third panel where I could from would be “ain’t it, tho?”