I love going to the Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory, but it’s kind of expensive. Especially when almost any chocolate from anywhere will satisfy me
He’s a Fighter, Alright
Tag: #comic
Carpenters, Da?
I used to really like the Carpenters, maybe because my mom did. Last time I tried to listen to them, though, that taste had passed me by. Wonder why that is?
Cream in a Can
I like a mouthful straight now and then, but I’ve never tried to suck down a whole can like this. I don’t know why. Just not ambitious, I guess
One Ugly Turtle
The first panel is based on an actual news story from around here. I was this giant turtle that looked like something Peter Jackson would have come up with.
Wisdom of the Ages
Do kids still shout the original phrase at each other like we used to do? Did it every serve any long-term purpose?
What Steps Carpenters Dew
Sometimes, the obvious jokes are the best jokes. And then, sometimes not.
Playing the Big Time
In a weird coincidence, this cartoon appeared in the papers the same week Mister Hodge passed away.
He’s Too Tense!
People who can’t tell jokes, or get them, crack me up. For some reason, though, they don’t appreciate being laughed at.
Concentrate, I Tell Ya, CONCENRATE!
I love licking the spoon after spooning the concentrate into the pitcher for mixing. Don’t know that I would want to drink the whole thing … but I think about it.
17 Year Cicadas
But then, after you show them, they’ll be just as loud as ever. We have some around here that will make your ears bleed!