
Jim Rockford should have been a superhero, with Angel Martin as his sidekick.

Jim Rockford should have been a superhero, with Angel Martin as his sidekick.

There really is a street in town with this name. I don’t think any of the other streets are named for drinking, though.

Yes, for anyone paying attention (no one is), Peanut and Jack once assumed their expected political roles. I guess they went green since then.

This was me in high school. “I’m done with women!” 5 seconds later, “Unless I can get HER to go out with me!” Spoiler alert: she said no.

What possesses someone to go into that profession? I guess I am glad that some people do.

When someone tells me to “visualize world peace” this is all I can think of. I don’t like whirled peas

I was reading about the temperance movement and this just came easily to mind.

Saw a plastic basketball in the gutter one day and this came to mind instantly.

I have to give credit to my son, who is taking jiu jitsu lessons, for this idea.

This is how we used to sing this song when I was in elementary school. Makes as much sense as the original, probably more.