#humor Archives - Page 19 of 43

Scritch Scratch Golfer

I am not a golfer, but I am allergic to poison oak. My wife can pick it and have no problem, I just have to get near it and I’m miserable.

I wonder why they were called “turtle” doves? Maybe they really liked ice cream with chocolate sauce and pecans.

There were some of her hairstyles that might have come close to this title on BBT.

“Scratch it, Carl, scratch it!” How did he expect Rhonda to help, anyway?

I love this old song, but why did she “whamma-lamma-bamma-lamma”? I was never clear on that. Speach impediment?

Some restaurant we were eating at offered “fall off the bone ribs” and I just naturally had this idea.

I’m disgusted with what all I find in my keyboard. But does that stop me from eating there? (No)

I think it’s funny how short the attention people had for fidget spinners was. Wasn’t that the problem to start with?

It is kind of a gross thought, huh? Surely Leonard is lying and is using something else for bait.

One of those jokes that came up around the house a lot before I got around to drawing it. Why would he think a drink is an acceptable substitute?