It’s 4:30 Somewhere Tweet When I’m on call, it’s weird that I almost never get called out Sunday evening through Thursday evening. It’s like people wait for Friday evening to take a turn for the worse.
My Funeral Tweet As a hospice chaplain, I do a lot of funerals. Looking forward to the day when I’m on the other side.
Doubled on the Dutch Tweet I could never jump one rope with any success. Two just looked like a potential hanging.
Radio Dais part 3 or 4 Tweet I had a prof in college who hated the phrase “every day life” for some reason so that has inspired me to use it often throughout life.
iExamine? Tweet As a kid, I had a poster in my room that looked like an eye chart but it actually said something. Wish I could remember what.
Abominable Tweet When I did this same joke with humans years ago, I got complaints. Now, more people see my cartoon and no one complained.
Little Seizures Tweet As someone who was prone to little seizures before getting on the right meds, I feel qualified to make this joke.
Ottomatic Tweet Otto the otter hasn’t been in the strip in several years, mainly because I couldn’t think of anything for him to do.
Funniest Book of the Decade! Tweet The book that led imminent scholar Dr. Charlie W. Starr to write, “I would chide the author for making fun of one of the great classics of children’s literature if he weren’t so dang funny doing it.” (Author of The Faun’s Bookshelf: CS Lewis on Why Myth Matters)