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Music for the Troubled Soul

I thought about writing something in the title about “Music for Trannies” but knew someone would get bent out of shape about that.

Natural Pecan Pie

I love pecans, but there are few worse tastes in the world than when you accidentally chomp down on a piece of shell! (Rather hard on the teeth, too.)

Seedy Storage

I was seeing this product advertised a lot before Christmas. It just struck me as a product that would have sold really well ten or fifteen years ago.

Best Movie Trilogy

For the record, I like all of these but vote with Tuttle.

Tuba Shooba Shaboom

A joke that has come up at our house many times.

Fresh Air Again!!

I have only visited people in jail. I haven’t served any time. Still, there’s a wonderful feeling of freedom when you leave.

You Need This Book!

The funniest book you will have read this year is just a click away! Read more about it here!

In the tradition of other hilarious parodies of great works like National Lampoon’s Bored of the Rings and D.R. Lloyd’s The Sillymarillion and Joseph Smith’s Book of Mormon!!

Grey Bar Motel

Or maybe it should be “grey bar B&B”. Plus, now this makes you want to see your friend Jack on an airplane, huh? And, hopefully, he won’t be wearing a mask.

Knocka-Knocka

I was always terrible at skipping rope, but I was better than average at knock-knock jokes.

Dunkin’ What Now?

I was thinking of two things I like really well that I don’t think would go great together. At least, not as a dippin’ sauce.