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I love the way a cat will go get dirty apparently just so they can bathe some more.
And I bet the characters in “Tuttle’s” won’t mail in their ballots!! Phone them in, maybe, but never mail.
I have thought of this joke every time I heard the medicine mentioned, just couldn’t think of the right wording for the punch line.
I’m sure these are offensive terms to someone these days.
Maybe they could round up all that plastic that’s supposedly in the ocean and build the mountain out of that!
Also known as the “carry out special”.
The only sequel I can think of that I like better than the original is the New Testament.
I mean, it’s not like there’s anything else there, right? Well, except for all of the farmers who make their living there and put food on our table.
I’d vote for the guy!
Did you know science won’t take all donated bodies. In hospice, we’ve had people who wanted to donate their bodies to medical research but by the time they died their body had wasted too far away.
