This was me in high school. “I’m done with women!” 5 seconds later, “Unless I can get HER to go out with me!” Spoiler alert: she said no.
Swearin’ Off Womyn!
Tag: #PetePossum
Time Outlay Conundrum
Surely this isn’t based on true events, is it? Is IT??
Wild About Harrison
I was just thinking that he’s one of those rare stars that, even for people who don’t watch his movies, they’ve heard of him.
Libertarianisms
I have a friend who is a librarian and is in no way a libertarian and I know libertarians who absolutely hate the “official party” as it’s currently constituted. They all liked this ‘toon, though!
Sloth Digest
The sloth is kind of like Pig-Pen in that he’s great, but there’s only so much you can do with him.
Past Tense of Blend
And I say, “Oh, why not?” Shakespeare was the king of making up new words and he’s considered a genisu.
Turning Pro
Why are they called “pro”-nouns? And are there anti-nouns?
Remote Minister
Our church only has two TVs in the whole building, but it seems like we have ten times that many remotes. Same with my house (2 TVs, 5 remotes).
Chef’s Retreat
Thought of this on the way to church one morning. Then, it was real hard to sing “I’ll Fly Away” correctly.
Anatomy 102
This cartoon caused even more confusion than the last one. Why?