Yes, I looked it up and it is actually spelled correctly in the first frame. When I have heard it pronounced, people say it as if that G is a C. They’re wrong.
Laryngologist
The Real American Dream
This is actually what my father said. I think he was an honest man himself, if sometimes cynical. Probably accurate, though.
This IS a Pickle, George!
We have a chiropractor in our mall. I would be curious to know which gets more business: him or the massage people?
That Kind of Car
This one of those strips that is best read aloud. And then be prepared for the groans.
The Kids Are (mostly) Alright
Anybody else remember this song? Let’s sing it together! “Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts! Mutilated monkey meat … “
Take Your Thyme
I can’t remember what kind of a bird that’s supposed to be. I looked it up at the time and studied the pics.
What Would WHO Do?
My father was always disgusted with people claiming to ask, “What would Jesus do?” without ever having asked, “What DID Jesus do?”
Employee Booster
Inspired by my son’s time of working at the post office.
Songs for the Heart
It’s sad how many people didn’t know the song Phydeaux mentions. Sadder how many didn’t know how to look it up!
Cute Wittle Kitty!
They’re trained killers with killer instincts, but they look so cute curled up on the furniture and are quite cuddlesome on the lap.