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RBA – Local Christian Book Store Gets into the Outdoor Market By Offering Lot’s Wife Shaped Salt Licks
Mary & Ferd’s Christian Store, one of the longest-serving businesses in town, has lately been trying its hand at offering outdoor equipment. With the success of their lines like “Apostle Paul’s Corinthian Tents” and “St. Pete’s Fishing Gear”, they are now adding items for Christian hunting enthusiasts. Continue reading RBA – Local Christian Book Store Gets into the Outdoor Market By Offering Lot’s Wife Shaped Salt Licks
RBA – Medical Missionaries From Venezuela Serving in Detroit
CNSnews is reporting that medical missionaries from the cesspool of Venezuela are making a mission trip to war-torn Detroit. Continue reading RBA – Medical Missionaries From Venezuela Serving in Detroit
RBA – John MacArthur to Guest Host ‘Coast to Coast’ While George Noory is on Sabbatical
When it was first announced that George Noory was taking a sabbatical from his popular radio program “Coast to Coast” many listeners wondered who could possibly fill his shoes and lend the sympathetic ear that the millions of insomniacs have come to rely on in their midnight travails. Continue reading RBA – John MacArthur to Guest Host ‘Coast to Coast’ While George Noory is on Sabbatical
RBA – Newest Illustrated Bible from Zondervan Has a Picture of Oprah Next to 2 Timothy 3:5-6
The newest edition of “The Illustrated Bible” from Zondervan Publishing features a picture of popular talk show host, media mega-star, and current national guru Oprah Winfrey next to 2 Timothy 3:5-6. Continue reading RBA – Newest Illustrated Bible from Zondervan Has a Picture of Oprah Next to 2 Timothy 3:5-6
RBA – Local Man Who Claims to Distrust Anything That Comes from a Government Only Reads the KJV
Horace Airfilter, owner of Horace’s Air Filters, is well known for distrusting everything that comes from the government. “Any gummint!” he says, whether asked or not. He has a long-standing animosity toward Social Security, the Fair Housing Act, the EPA and congress. In his front yard are signs that say, “Never trust the government!” and “Government Will Always Make the Problem Worse!” (among other things).
RBA – Non-Instrumental Church of Christ School Announces Changes to Band Program
Abilene Christian University, flagship secondary education institution of the non-instrumental Churches of Christ, has made the following inspirational announcement concerning their historic and award-winning five hundred piece band:
“The Wildcats of ACU have always been and always shall be very proud of our band and its accomplishment. While never as well-known, respected or entertaining as the Cowboy Band from our cross-town rival Hardin-Simmons University, we have prided ourselves on always making a joyful noise—but never to the Lord, for that would be blasphemous.
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RBA – Local Catholic Priest Says Half of All Confessions These Days involve “Game of Thrones”
A local Catholic priest, who spoke to us on condition of anonymity, said that half of all confessions anymore were just from people who found themselves watching “Game of Thrones”.
RBA – New Undercover Video Purports to Show Bill Gaither Listens to Stryper
Rogue videographer James O’Keefe is hinting that his next world-changing video will provide indisputable proof that beloved songster Bill Gaither not only enjoys playing heavy metal Christian vinyl on the boss Realistic stereo system he has set up in his basement, he admits to frequently jamming along on a vintage key-tar.
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RBA – Theme for This Year’s Calvinist Evangelism Conference: “Don’t Bother”
Hundreds of Calvinists from across the Lone Star State who gathered in San Antonio this weekend to learn how to do evangelism were challenged by the theme, “Don’t Bother”.
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