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It’s 4:30 Somewhere

When I’m on call, it’s weird that I almost never get called out Sunday evening through Thursday evening. It’s like people wait for Friday evening to take a turn for the worse.

What to Read Tonight

A Texas Ranger goes undercover in far west Texas to try and avert a range war, but begins to suspect the range war may just be a cover-up for something else. Available today on Kindle and in paperback!

Cancel Culture Blues

It’s so bad that none of us would be surprised if this actually happened.

My Funeral

As a hospice chaplain, I do a lot of funerals. Looking forward to the day when I’m on the other side.

Doubled on the Dutch

I could never jump one rope with any success. Two just looked like a potential hanging.

Radio Dais part 3 or 4

I had a prof in college who hated the phrase “every day life” for some reason so that has inspired me to use it often throughout life.

iExamine?

As a kid, I had a poster in my room that looked like an eye chart but it actually said something. Wish I could remember what.

Abominable

When I did this same joke with humans years ago, I got complaints. Now, more people see my cartoon and no one complained.

Little Seizures

As someone who was prone to little seizures before getting on the right meds, I feel qualified to make this joke.

Radio Dais

Anonymity is not what it used to be.