All Seated on the Ground Tweet Unfortunately, not enough people are familiar enough with the Biblical narrative for this joke to work anymore.
Wouldn’t Dat Be Gwand? Tweet Sometimes on Sunday mornings, I sing the hymns in Elmer’s voice in my head.
A Christmas Story Tweet Since the greatest movie ever made was released in 1947, it must be kind of depressing for everyone making movies since then to know they’re only hope is “2nd best”.
Ink Blotz Tweet This seemed appropriate for the times as the “impeachment proceedings” appear to me to just be a Rorshach test for the voting public (with no right answer).
F.M.L.A. is NOT a Los Angeles Radio Station Tweet I know people who take their sick leave for ridiculous reasons (to me). We only have one PTO “bank” so take it off for whatever reason you want.
Another Time to Worry Tweet I am a hospice chaplain and I am not afraid of death, but I met one who was. Not sure how he did the job.