I have known people like this. I used to be like this when it came to DP, but all of a sudden, it seemed like caffeine started effecting me. I miss it. Sob and sigh.
Check Your Type
The Owl at Midnight
No, there is no meta-message to this cartoon. Just an owl and a turtle and a million dollars.
Storefront Church
Personally, I would have no problem with the concession stand part. Maybe on the arcade.
Hot Chick
It’s an old joke, but a good one. I’ve used it around my house and I’m still married to the same wonderful woman!
Brothers Mario
Who knew that a movie that was just fun could do this well? (Answer: anyone with a brain.)
New Book Coming May 9!
You can preorder a copy here for Kindle.
Sympathy Isn’t What It Used to Be
I was afraid this might offend some people, but it went over best with the people with daughters. I guess people have a sense of humor after all.
Evening News is Olds
I know so many people who are perpetually upset because they keep their TV and computer on the news all day. If you want to see them really upset, tell them to turn off the news!
Worth Fighting For
I am a big fan of the original iterations of both Wars and Trek. The recent iterations of Trek have left me cold and the recent series of Wars are kinda “meh”.
First Two Are Out Now – 3rd book coming May 9, 2023 (preorder now)
Go to garisonfitch.com to read excerpts from all three and find links for ordering (these and many other books)!