When someone tells me, “I’m gonna make a dumpster run”, a good reply is, “Well, you’re ugly enough.”
Making a Dumpster Run
Category: Puns
Temperance Zone
I was reading about the temperance movement and this just came easily to mind.
Martial Arts and Crafts
I have to give credit to my son, who is taking jiu jitsu lessons, for this idea.
Sweet Title, Huh?
I’ve tried to go back and watch some of the old silent movies. I actually find the title cards a hindrance more than a help.
Remote Minister
Our church only has two TVs in the whole building, but it seems like we have ten times that many remotes. Same with my house (2 TVs, 5 remotes).
Laryngologist
Yes, I looked it up and it is actually spelled correctly in the first frame. When I have heard it pronounced, people say it as if that G is a C. They’re wrong.
Take Your Thyme
I can’t remember what kind of a bird that’s supposed to be. I looked it up at the time and studied the pics.
THAT’s Your Takeaway?!?!
My daughter-in-law, who works at the mental hospital, thought this was hilarious.
Tax Time!
Inspired by a friend of my son’s named Helen. We all had dreams of what her name could have become had she married a certain man.
As Much as I Hate the Term “Randos”
Some of my favorite old Cottage & CO cartoons were the single-panel, one-off gags. Think “Rubes” meets “Mister Boffo”.