Puns Archives - Page 3 of 14 - "Tuttle's" by Sam

He’s a Fighter, Alright

I love going to the Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory, but it’s kind of expensive. Especially when almost any chocolate from anywhere will satisfy me

Do kids still shout the original phrase at each other like we used to do? Did it every serve any long-term purpose?

Sometimes, the obvious jokes are the best jokes. And then, sometimes not.

For those who don’t know, “Copenhagen” is a brand of tobacco. No, I’ve never understood the attraction of snuff

There really is a street in town with this name. I don’t think any of the other streets are named for drinking, though.

When someone tells me to “visualize world peace” this is all I can think of. I don’t like whirled peas

When someone tells me, “I’m gonna make a dumpster run”, a good reply is, “Well, you’re ugly enough.”

I was reading about the temperance movement and this just came easily to mind.

I have to give credit to my son, who is taking jiu jitsu lessons, for this idea.

I’ve tried to go back and watch some of the old silent movies. I actually find the title cards a hindrance more than a help.