For those who don’t know, caliche is a rock-like substance mined in west Texas and then used to cover the unpaved roads. I had an aunt that made more money off caliche than she did off her oil
Road Work
Category: Doctoring
Stress Test
A friend of mine got her cataracts removed. Surgery went well. She has insurance. Doc billed her insurance almost $40k. That must be common, because they paid it
Rescue!
If you don’t get it, don’t worry. Be happy.
Alone Time
Anybody still remember the United Football League? The games were fun to watch, but it was kind of distracting that they were played in virtually empty stadiums.
Yuckin’ It Up
I have had the trail mix with the little bits of cheese in it. Didn’t mind the taste, but what is in the cheese that keeps it from melting?!?!
One Ugly Turtle
The first panel is based on an actual news story from around here. I was this giant turtle that looked like something Peter Jackson would have come up with.
He’s Too Tense!
People who can’t tell jokes, or get them, crack me up. For some reason, though, they don’t appreciate being laughed at.
17 Year Cicadas
But then, after you show them, they’ll be just as loud as ever. We have some around here that will make your ears bleed!
Zinfandel?
There really is a street in town with this name. I don’t think any of the other streets are named for drinking, though.
Strikeout!
I know surgeries have a lot of monitors on. Surely they occasionally turn one of them to the game.