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Transplant

I have a friend named Otto who often made this joke, or one like it. This is as close as he gets to receiving credit.

I am thankful for people who want to go into the field of urology. I am also thankful I am not in that field.

I would like to be the one giving the shots for a change. But not in the glutes. I don’t wanna see that!

Inspired by all the signs we have in this part of the country with ptarmigans on them. I think that’s what they are, anyway.

My doctor gave me a non-medicinal way to fall asleep. It doesn’t work, but now I’m really good at counting backwards from 100.

Okay, I admit this one didn’t work as well as intended. Some readers didn’t realize the first two panels rhyme.

This was based on actual events. My wife thought it was funnier before she realized that.

I wish I could do many and varied fonts like Walt Kelly. I’ve tried, this is as close as I can get.

I was kinda surprised I didn’t get a letter from someone pointing out that squids aren’t octopi. Like I didn’t know that.

The zipper part of the joke has been made by every woman I know who has had one or more Caesarians. Zip-Lock is my idea.