Anybody still remember the United Football League? The games were fun to watch, but it was kind of distracting that they were played in virtually empty stadiums.
Alone Time
Category: Doctoring
Yuckin’ It Up
I have had the trail mix with the little bits of cheese in it. Didn’t mind the taste, but what is in the cheese that keeps it from melting?!?!
One Ugly Turtle
The first panel is based on an actual news story from around here. I was this giant turtle that looked like something Peter Jackson would have come up with.
He’s Too Tense!
People who can’t tell jokes, or get them, crack me up. For some reason, though, they don’t appreciate being laughed at.
17 Year Cicadas
But then, after you show them, they’ll be just as loud as ever. We have some around here that will make your ears bleed!
Zinfandel?
There really is a street in town with this name. I don’t think any of the other streets are named for drinking, though.
Strikeout!
I know surgeries have a lot of monitors on. Surely they occasionally turn one of them to the game.
Donkey vs. Elephant
Yes, for anyone paying attention (no one is), Peanut and Jack once assumed their expected political roles. I guess they went green since then.
Amusing Park
This cartoon was funnier when I drew it. Now even I am only so-so.
Swearin’ Off Womyn!
This was me in high school. “I’m done with women!” 5 seconds later, “Unless I can get HER to go out with me!” Spoiler alert: she said no.