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As a hospice chaplain, I do a lot of funerals. Looking forward to the day when I’m on the other side.
I had a prof in college who hated the phrase “every day life” for some reason so that has inspired me to use it often throughout life.
As a kid, I had a poster in my room that looked like an eye chart but it actually said something. Wish I could remember what.
When I did this same joke with humans years ago, I got complaints. Now, more people see my cartoon and no one complained.
As someone who was prone to little seizures before getting on the right meds, I feel qualified to make this joke.
Anonymity is not what it used to be.
Pete’s a good character to have in the arsenal because he can say all those things too dumb for anyone else.
Otto the otter hasn’t been in the strip in several years, mainly because I couldn’t think of anything for him to do.
There’s a lot of talk about a-fib at work (I work in Hospice) and I often think of this joke but haven’t been able to work it into an actual conversation. So you get it!
Even when you do try to read the diplomas on the wall, the lettering is so fancy you can’t. Conspiracy?