Republic of Texas Tweet Seriously, isn’t it time we admit this experiment didn’t work and we go our separate ways?
Negatory on the Test There, Good Buddy Tweet I actually had this conversation with the person who called from the county board of health when I had the virus.
Helpful Ditties Tweet It may be tat people who pass bad checks get more than thirty days … unless they can prove they were doing so as part of a riot.
Who Are the LAST Responders Tweet This came about because I went into a convenience store one day wearing my hospice badge and they gave me my drink for free. I thanked them, but then I got to thinking that we’re not actually first responders.
There is no Vaccine Tweet I’ve been trying to foster a pundemic ever since getting over the virus. I’ve also donated a lotta plasma.
Cubism Dreams Tweet This came about because I had the dream Pete is talking about. It seemed really cool and cutting edge in the dream and then I woke up and it seemed really stupid.
The Mandonerdian Tweet I enjoyed “The Mandalorian” but I wasn’t crazy about it like a lot of fans I know.
My Favorite Part of My Job Tweet Okay, if there were ever a time when I agreed with the little bird, this would be it.