We have alcoholic wipes at work we’re supposed to use on our tablets. I’ve learned to not use them unless my car door is open or the window is rolled down, otherwise they about knock me out.
Our compute program in hospice really does have a place for the patient to sign on the death visit. (also: notice what kind of critter the auditor is?)
Did you know science won’t take all donated bodies. In hospice, we’ve had people who wanted to donate their bodies to medical research but by the time they died their body had wasted too far away.