People who can’t tell jokes, or get them, crack me up. For some reason, though, they don’t appreciate being laughed at.
He’s Too Tense!
Category: Phydeaux
Concentrate, I Tell Ya, CONCENRATE!
I love licking the spoon after spooning the concentrate into the pitcher for mixing. Don’t know that I would want to drink the whole thing … but I think about it.
17 Year Cicadas
But then, after you show them, they’ll be just as loud as ever. We have some around here that will make your ears bleed!
Texas BBQ in Style!
I have had people contact me and say this sounds good to them. I love BBQ, but not to drink!!
Zinfandel?
There really is a street in town with this name. I don’t think any of the other streets are named for drinking, though.
Donkey vs. Elephant
Yes, for anyone paying attention (no one is), Peanut and Jack once assumed their expected political roles. I guess they went green since then.
Colonoscopy
What possesses someone to go into that profession? I guess I am glad that some people do.
Visualize World Peace
When someone tells me to “visualize world peace” this is all I can think of. I don’t like whirled peas
Temperance Zone
I was reading about the temperance movement and this just came easily to mind.
Cuties
Saw a plastic basketball in the gutter one day and this came to mind instantly.