Phydeaux Archives - Page 23 of 36 - "Tuttle's" by Sam

Sequels, Part 2

The only sequel I can think of that I like better than the original is the New Testament.

Better (?) Sequels

I can’t think of a movie sequel that I like better than the original. “Empire Strikes Back” come close, but no cigar.

Eat Right

I wasn’t paying attention once and poured milk over my trail mix.

Careful What You Read

Yes, I know what Tuttle is reading is correct, but have we ever asked the dogs what they think about it?

Mask For All

I’m really sick of all this mask stuff, which is why the Tuttle’s characters don’t wear them. I don’t want to contribute to the lunacy, which is why I tried to make it clear that Tuttle only wears his while in surgery.

Omega 3 Man

I’ve gotten hooked on the various “Omega” trail mixes, but Phydeaux’s reaction was mine when I first tried them.

Cens You Asked

Is the census still a thing? I kinda forgot amidst all the bat-soup flu virus stuff.

Count Backwards from One

This is me when I had a colonoscopy. Nurse says, “This is going to hurt a little” and boy was she right. Just when I thought I couldn’t take it any more, I was waking up forty minutes later.

Culture Depends on Who is Buying

For my Father’s Day present, my son took me to the gun range and bought the ammo.

Please Pronounce the Words in the First Panel

For those that are in the know, the Kalavala was one of the old stories that heavily influenced Tolkien.