I thought this cartoon might be too edgy, but the only people I have heard from didn’t get it at all. I was kinda hoping for a good rhubarb.
Tiptoe Through the Calvinists
Category: Phydeaux
Caterpiggle? Yuck!
I kept wondering why I was seeing so many caterpillars at the mall. Then, I realized they were false eyelashes from a vending machine. Caterpillars were less gross.
E-Trucks
I think those electric trucks look like the vehicles driven in the pilot episode of “Battlestar Galactica” (the original, good, series). No this isn’t a compliment.
Do What to the Angels?!?
No, Phydeaux’s explanation makes no sense. The punchline is really in the second panel.
Peas on Oith
If you had Doctor Tuttle in your local paper, you would have seen this one before Christmas! Call your editor today!
Christmas Brain Trust
As a kid, I can remember we discussed every aspect of the holiday, from religious to secular. Yes, we talked toys most of all, but we did touch on the other aspects.
Hike Me That Turkey!
Thankfully, we ate up the turkey pretty quickly this year. And we’re having omelets for Christmas. (No turkey in sight!)
Christmas Carol? Who’s She?
For those who are thinking this is a riff on “What Child Is This?” it’s not. It’s from a song called “The Peace Carol”.
Whipped Cream on What?
I like whipped (whooped cream) and, yes, I will occasionally have just a mouthful of it by itself. But now a whole plate? No. Um, why not?
Colander Girls
I’ve sung it this way all my life. I’ve tried to explain the joke to people, but they just don’t have a sense of humor, I guess.