Pete Archives - Page 2 of 33 - "Tuttle's" by Sam

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I wish I could talk like this. Bleeping oneself just isn’t the same.

I sometimes think this. I like watching the debunkers, and I doubt all the conspiracies. And then I doubt the debunkers, too.

I would make a terrible third base coach. As soon as I told myself not to scratch in the wrong place, I wouldn’t be able to help it.

I like a good crust, but I still prefer whatever is in the pie. Crust is just to keep you from getting the pie everywhere.

One of the abbreviations we would actually use back in hospice. Always wondered if it might cause a problem

This was inspired by my son and his wife, who actually went to Rome. This is what he called those statues

I was thinking about the old saying “What is so rare as a day in June?” when this came to mind. I love the English language.

For those who aren’t in the Texas panhandle, I’m sorry. You’re missing out on Doppler Dave, who is a real person (as far as we know).

I’ve had this very conversation. Fortunately, it didn’t devolve into a fight. We were too lazy.

I was so sad when our local Dairy Queen went out of business. Lots of rumors, but I just want my ice cream back!