Yes, I know it’s a product that harkens back to SNL, when the show was good.
Hmmm-hmmm … good?
Category: Pete
Tax Time!
Inspired by a friend of my son’s named Helen. We all had dreams of what her name could have become had she married a certain man.
An Impossible Shot
It’s alarming how many people wrote to me who didn’t get this because they didn’t know that a vicarage was not part of the body.
What Are We Fighting For/About?
The fights between Pete and Beaver have been an ongoing joke for years in the strip. I like the idea that everyone seems to have gotten used to them.
Lightnin’ Strike
Yes, I know God doesn’t work that way. If he did, striking anyone who did something stupid, we’d all just be ash.
Floating in the Root Beer
I tried this once when young. It’s as bad as you think.
Lanyard Ho!
I had a door card like that for a while, but it was so rare that I needed to use it that I didn’t want to wear a lanyard all the time. Just carried the card in my wallet and felt like a fibbie flashing my wallet like that
Whisk It Away
I really don’t think that would be possible. Unless you just added a tiny little drop of whiskey. If you used it as all the liquid, I don’t think it would solidify. Someone will try now.
It’s a Revelation
Inspired by me teaching through the book of Revelation in Sunday School. Fun class!
Complaint Department
Inspired by what was written on the side of my last pack of printer paper. I’m surprised someone hasn’t sued them for false advertising.