For those who don’t know, “Copenhagen” is a brand of tobacco. No, I’ve never understood the attraction of snuff
The Den Mark of Excellence
Category: Pete
Swearin’ Off Womyn!
This was me in high school. “I’m done with women!” 5 seconds later, “Unless I can get HER to go out with me!” Spoiler alert: she said no.
Time Outlay Conundrum
Surely this isn’t based on true events, is it? Is IT??
Wild About Harrison
I was just thinking that he’s one of those rare stars that, even for people who don’t watch his movies, they’ve heard of him.
Libertarianisms
I have a friend who is a librarian and is in no way a libertarian and I know libertarians who absolutely hate the “official party” as it’s currently constituted. They all liked this ‘toon, though!
Sloth Digest
The sloth is kind of like Pig-Pen in that he’s great, but there’s only so much you can do with him.
Past Tense of Blend
And I say, “Oh, why not?” Shakespeare was the king of making up new words and he’s considered a genisu.
Turning Pro
Why are they called “pro”-nouns? And are there anti-nouns?
Remote Minister
Our church only has two TVs in the whole building, but it seems like we have ten times that many remotes. Same with my house (2 TVs, 5 remotes).
Chef’s Retreat
Thought of this on the way to church one morning. Then, it was real hard to sing “I’ll Fly Away” correctly.