Pete Archives - "Tuttle's" by Sam

Poetry in Lotion

Okay, I admit this one didn’t work as well as intended. Some readers didn’t realize the first two panels rhyme.

I hear people use this phrase a lot. Usually, it means they’re going to go into coaching. Does the game notice?

Would it be legal, in hacky sack, to touch it with your ears like that? Inquiring minds want to know.

This one comes from personal experience. Getting rid of a critical spirit is very hard work! Where do you think these cartoons come from?

There are a couple places I really enjoy getting “street tacos” from. As far as I can tell, that means “small taco”.

I have known a woman who liked rutabagas. She’s dead now, but I don’t think it was the rutabagas that killed her.

I actually saw this happen once. It was in about a D-league softball game and a runner scored from first but the batter got thrown out at first.

Apparently, “mongeese” is acceptable in some quarters. (Just kidding, it’s not. Whew! I’d hate to have to redraw the strip!)

What else could it possibly mean? I ask you!

No, I don’t want peanut butter on my corn, either. Is peanut butter really related to butter in any known way?