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Ergo, dogs are nature.
For those of you who don’t get this one … I don’t know what to tell you.
I think it’s stupid that there’s not just one standard for all writing. That being said, I love to mix styles and find a way to say something that’s correct in one style and wrong in another.
I go into some spaces where the TV is really too big, overwhelming the room, and I think to myself, “I want one like that.”
I think “Redneck Dwarves” would be a good name for a band. Probably ska.
Except that I hate coffee, this sounds just fine to me.
Plagiarism: the most insincere form of flattery.
The best ones really are free.
My doctor’s office is not a gun free zone. In fact, I think the doctor is packing.
I’ve thought about getting one of these. I don’t hate tattoos, but I do find them unattractive. Other people obviously don’t, so more power to ’em.