No Bad Advertising Tweet We were on a company picnic to the local AA minor league team (“The Bladder Spasms”) and we kept hearing all these endorsements for foul balls, double plays, walks, seemingly every conceivable play. I suggested we do this (since we are a hospice company). The marketing staff didn’t go for it. The funny thing was that, about five minutes after I suggested it, the local team actually pulled off a suicide squeeze!
Short of WHAT?!? Tweet This one really took me by surprise the first time I saw it written on a patient’s chart. I could not for the life of me figure out what else “S.O.B.” might stand for.
Initial Assessment Tweet I think of this every time I have to do an “initial assessment” of a patient at work. I mean, it should take like 2 seconds, right?
Stargate: JJ-nil Tweet I guess I should reserve judgment until I see Star Wars IX but JJ’s track record does not give me confidence.
No Liars Aloud Tweet A friend of mine said this about one of the candidates in the last presidential election. I asked if he was still going to vote, since the other candidate was clearly a liar, too. He just laughed and changed the subject.
Powerful Smellers Tweet The information in the first panel is true. So far, it’s just been tried with a few beagles (like, 3), but wouldn’t it be great if it can be expanded?
Massaging, the Truth Tweet Because Tuttle has a shell, see? I wouldn’t think a massage would … oh, never mind.
Heck’s Kitchen Tweet Or maybe Dave Ramsey defaulting on a gambling debt. Or a politician keeping a promise.
Snow Day!! Tweet This cartoon originally ran in January of 2010. Thought it might bring about some cool thoughts on this hot summer day. Probably not, but I still think it’s a funny strip.