What Kinda Book?!?! Tweet I still use the phone book … it’s a whole, easily kept supply of Firestarter.
Save Face Big Time Tweet I tried to picture what an elephant face mask would look like. Would they have a special sleeve for the trunk>
What is a Shoe Fly Anyway? Tweet A catchy song that never made sense to me, even as a child. Why would a fly care whether I belong to someone or not?
Fine Dining Finally Tweet These are, honestly, some of my favorite treats in the world. I don’t keep the ingredients around the house, though, because I tend to overeat.
Bogans and Colorado Tweet I’m sure marijuana will eventually be legal everywhere, at which point someone will stumble across this strip and go, “Huh?” There’s probably plenty of people doing that now.
They’re So CUTE! Tweet “Plonk” is apparently Australian slang for booze. I like this character, and he shows up a couple more times, but then I wasn’t sure what to do with him.
A New Taste Sensation Tweet I am a big fan of spray whip cream, but there may be a few things it wouldn’t improve. I don’t know that chili is one of them, though.
Freezing Over Tweet There is probably some theological bent out there that holds that hell will cease/freeze over at some point. If they’re right (they’re not), imagine all the good things that will come to be!!