Soy Milk Blues Tweet My kids had to drink soy milk for a while when growing up. I tried it. Didn’t hate it, but it wasn’t something I wanted more of.
Meeso What? Tweet I’ve heard it pronounced “mee-so” and “mess-o”. The joke really only works with one of them. Of course, some people get mad about a joke that involves cancer in the punchline, even if I’m making fun of Pete’s intelligence and not the disease.
Important Information for the Doctor to Have Tweet At the medical office where I work, I happened to notice there was some Italian dressing in the fridge that was “best if used by” six years before. I almost felt bad throwing it out, considering it had survived at least three corporate mergers and a buy-out.
Fighting Sleep Tweet I secretly admire those people who are so good and so indispensable at their jobs that they can fall asleep in meetings without fear of reprisal.