They’re So CUTE! Tweet “Plonk” is apparently Australian slang for booze. I like this character, and he shows up a couple more times, but then I wasn’t sure what to do with him.
A New Taste Sensation Tweet I am a big fan of spray whip cream, but there may be a few things it wouldn’t improve. I don’t know that chili is one of them, though.
Freezing Over Tweet There is probably some theological bent out there that holds that hell will cease/freeze over at some point. If they’re right (they’re not), imagine all the good things that will come to be!!
Bucked Tweet I guess in reality, a beaver without prominent front teeth would be in danger of dying from starvation.
City-scapers Tweet I know several people named “Dallas” and all claim they weren’t named for the city.
Aa is for Aalbatross Tweet I had the joke in mind, but there was no drawing that naturally went with it, so this is what happened.
Extermination! Tweet I can’t remember what the bug is doing in the second panel. Maybe opening the case he keeps his gun in?
Panic of 2020 Tweet This seemed funnier when I drew it, but now that we’ve completely lost our collective minds … it’s still a good ‘toon.
Census Tweet For those who aren’t cultured enough to remember, Phydeaux is massacring the classic John Denver song “Annie’s Song”.