TB Testing 1-2-3 Tweet My family has long referred to this restaurant by its initials, which has led to some fun misunderstandings when inviting other people to join us.
Perfection Tweet I like corn dogs, but we don’t buy them very often because I would probably eat them more than would be healthy … like Phydeaux.
Hakuna Frittata Tweet Or, you could pronounce it “free-Tatas”, which is a word only married people should be using.
Homemade! Tweet “Braum’s” has an excellent “Black Forest Ice Cream”. “Subway” makes a good “Black Forest Ham” sandwich. That’s where this strip came from.
Askance Lookin’ Tweet Actually, there are people who object if you put ketchup on mashed taters. I have no idea why. Probably says something about the lack of parenting they received as a child.
Red Skins Tweet I’m surprised the SJWs haven’t gotten the potato people to change this name. You know, the kind of numbskulls who think the word “niggardly” is racist.
Waffle Additives Tweet Waffles with chocolate chips are my favorite. I tried adding M&Ms, but I think it would have worked better with the minis. I used to put pecans or walnuts in my waffle mix, but decided they maintain more of their crunch (and just as much of their flavor) if sprinkled atop after baking. You don’t really care, do you?
Soy Milk Blues Tweet My kids had to drink soy milk for a while when growing up. I tried it. Didn’t hate it, but it wasn’t something I wanted more of.