Post It Socially Introvert! Tweet The one I don’t get is when people find it necessary to post a pic of their food. Who do they think cares? Are they (when I’m not looking) saying, “Oh look! Rachel posted a picture of an Allsup’s burrito that just looks divine!!”?
Banking Error Tweet Instead of always trying to decide who gets bumped off the money in favor of Harriot Tubman, why not just come up with a new denomination? (For the record, I’m all for replacing Andy Jackson. He was a horrible president.)
Peas, Peas, Perfect Peas Tweet I had a real problem as a child understanding the difference between “peas” and “peace”. Looking back, I’m surprised how long it took me to grasp the concept of context.
Press One to Fire Tweet I think I thought of this pun as a kid, probably while watching Gunsmoke, but just never thought of how to use it as a cartoon. Aren’t you glad I finally figured it out?!?!
Silencers Tweet According to one source, the first effective silencers for guns were actually designed to be sound mufflers for machinery. Also, I’m surprised I didn’t get any complaints about a comic strip that may involve guns.
UBWhat? Tweet I actually don’t know if they were the biggest reggae band of the 80s, but I needed a question whose answer was “UB40”.
Fixin’ Star Wars Tweet This has been my idea ever since The Last Jedi came out. For those of you who don’t get the joke … ask your parents (especially your dad) who Victoria Principal is.
Somewhere in What? Tweet My wife liked this one, but I think the general reaction to it has been, “What?”
Medicine Practice is For Suckers Tweet I’ve met a few doctors with this level of cockiness, though they didn’t come right out and say it.