Someone without a chin is probably going to write in and complain about my insensitivity. to which I say, “Why is it called a ‘pillow sham’ and how soon until we get the real thing?!?'”
When I got my covid test, it felt like the swab was as long as depicted here and that they were trying to see if they could push it all the way through my head. In the words of my doctor, “I’m going to touch your brain now.”