Tottle Archives - Page 5 of 8 - "Tuttle's" by Sam

Rocketry-try-try again

I used to love doing model rockets when I was about 6-8th grade. I’ve thought about trying it again as an adult, but what I don’t really need is another hobby.

Incentives

I was always terrible at the Scripture-memory contests as a child. I knew kids who I think could have gotten this lollypop.

No Cell Coverage

Now, when I see people in a restaurant actually conversing with each other instead of looking at their phones, I want to go over and hug them.

Selleck or Magnum?

I enjoy the “new” Magnum, but the original is still better. REALLY like “Blue Bloods”.

Expert R Us

I have had more questions about this strip than any other I think I have ever done. My more literal-minded friends and readers just don’t get it … and it apparently can’t be explained.

Conjugating Visits

I used to think conjugal visits had something to do with conjugating verbs. (When I was little.)

Going or Staying to/for the Movies

I can’t imagine watching anything more than 5 minutes long on my phone, but I know people who watch entire movies on theirs.

Sliding Scale

This is an actual medical term. As it was mentioned one day, this imagery came into my mind.

Darn Them!!

Of course, the big question is: why does Tuttle HAVE socks?

My Stars!

And it’s easier to draw two stripes than thirteen.