"Tuttle's" by Sam

Chase the Cheese

Have you seen this contest? It’s insane. Would I have participated when I was young and foolish?

Inspired by all the signs we have in this part of the country with ptarmigans on them. I think that’s what they are, anyway.

I love the English language. It’s a beautiful thing. And Walt Kelly was the greatest poet of all!

I don’t know if the wood chuck will show up again or not. So far, he was a one-note song.

Our new car is the first we’ve ever had with this feature. I really can’t see that it makes much difference.

We really enjoy the show “Tracker”, though I wish they would do more with his brother. Glad they found that sister, though.

This is why I prefer vermicelli. Regular spaghetti is just too thick for me anymore.

I don’t understand the people who run over and over again and keep losing. Don’t the donors get tired of wasting that money?

My doctor gave me a non-medicinal way to fall asleep. It doesn’t work, but now I’m really good at counting backwards from 100.

Okay, I admit this one didn’t work as well as intended. Some readers didn’t realize the first two panels rhyme.