There’s a store in the mall that sells these hyper-detailed, miniature football helmets. I want one with a baseball team logo on the side.
Change of Seasons
Prejudicial Airlines
“Prejudice” is one of those words that makes some people’s sense of humor disappear. Because it exists in real life, it can’t possibly be funny to them in any context.
Split, the Difference
My English teacher wife really enjoyed this one. Honestly, it makes sense, doesn’t it?
Dead in 24 Hours
So many things that happen on TV shows and movies that never happen in real life. Like, all my years of watching “Daniel Boone” and “Gunsmoke” made me think adulthood would contain a lot more black powder than it has.
Lower Your Duck!
Why does “duck” mean either a bird or a movement? No wonder people who try to learn English stick with their native tongue.
Cured!
I really like the last panel. I think it was Monty who threw his horseshoe into the tree.
Complimentary Chips and Salsa
We were eating at a Mexican restaurant yesterday and the salsa was okay but the chips were fantastic. Don’t know what was different about them.
Compassion and Caring
I think this is the kind of counselor I would be. I would try and try to be compassionate, while thinking in my head, “What is wrong with you!?!?”
To Dream a Dream
This was inspired by a friend telling me about a dream that she was disturbed to have, but it sounded like a lot of fun to me.
A Letter Opener
Seriously, are there people who read the old mysteries these days and wouldn’t know what a letter opener was or what it was for because they’ve never seen a mailed letter?