#MontyRabbit Archives - Page 7 of 8 - "Tuttle's" by Sam

Do You Smell?

I find it interesting that, as dumb as Pete is, he still knows words like olfactory and plantar.

Edema Soup

One of our nurses says this really does work to combat edema. The cabbage; not necessarily the cole slaw.

Coy Koi

I’ve tried to make this joke in conversation, but so far no go. Don’t know if the strip worked either as I haven’t heard from anyone on it.

Annual Physicality

And they homeschool.

Drawing for Gifts

Anyone out there know the significance of that child’s name?
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How to Tell a Joke

What do you call an Aggie after graduation? Boss.

Post It Socially Introvert!

The one I don’t get is when people find it necessary to post a pic of their food. Who do they think cares? Are they (when I’m not looking) saying, “Oh look! Rachel posted a picture of an Allsup’s burrito that just looks divine!!”?

Versed in the Classics

There are shows on TV now that are good, but not a one of them is as good as The Rockford Files. Every episode is like a well-crafted movie and James Garner was just the king! BTW, you talk to homeschool kids and you’ll find that they know history (and most subjects) better than their public school counterparts and they know how to talk to adults.

Investment Advice

I know someone whose money really is in oil. Only person I know who frets when gas prices go low.

Banking Error

Instead of always trying to decide who gets bumped off the money in favor of Harriot Tubman, why not just come up with a new denomination? (For the record, I’m all for replacing Andy Jackson. He was a horrible president.)