Pure Poetry Tweet Of course, the real joke anytime Porc U. Pine is in here is the idea that anyone would a] pay for poetry or b] sell it by the line.
Poppin’ Good Time Tweet Remember when every mall had a place that sold Carmel Corn? What happened to those places? Did they go the way of the bookstore?
Penguin Parenting Skills Tweet This one apparently didn’t work well in black and white (ha!) because the reader’s eye was not drawn to the egg at Penn’s feet as well as in color like this. Now you see it, right?
The Absolute Worst! Tweet I actually thought of the song in the 2nd panel first. Then, I started thinking of what would be even worse than that. My sister is trying to set the third panel to music.
Is Not Would Not Could Not Tweet The usual way of saying the third panel where I could from would be “ain’t it, tho?”
Flies and Skeeters Tweet The emails about this one generally ran along the lines of “I don’t get, oh wait. Never mind. That’s funny!”
Send Me to Washington, or Else! Tweet This has always been one of my motivations for voting. The problem is, the damage they do is felt so much worse here than there.
Mythological Creatures Tweet Just another of nature’s screetures, as the great Walt Kelly would have said.
Replacement Speaker Tweet There are so many great medicinal terms that make for good comic character names.