Body Negativity Tweet I think we all know a person like this. All the opinions and no idea that any of them might be wrong or unpopular.
Hi Bob! Tweet I bet college students today have never heard of “hi bobs”. It’s hard to say that’s a bad thing.
Aunt Ex-Terminator Tweet My sisters have really enjoyed this whole “aunt” thing. I wonder how many people who pronounce it “auhnt” have been perplexed by the whole joke.
No Shame There Tweet I like that he is somehow able to draw his head down below his shoulder level. Do turtles have shoulders?
Lend a Helping Wing Tweet This is my attitude. I’m happy to help, so long as I don’t have to be invested. Just kidding!
In a Timely Manner Tweet I have a neurologist who is a very good doctor, if you don’t mind waiting. A lot.
Therapy Herds Tweet I like the elephant family, mainly because we’re all picturing in our own minds what’s going on with them.
70 Years on the Throne Tweet I think I did this comic, or one similar, when it was 60 years. I’m sure she gets tired of these jokes in person.