Wisdom from Tolkien Tweet I have been waiting to use this, but no one ever asks me what I did with my day.
24/7? Seriously? Tweet My doctor friends didn’t find this one funny. And they texted me from their weekend homes in the mountains to let me know their disapproval.
PB & J & JC Tweet I actually made french toast using jalapeno cheese bread. It was okay, but I don’t need to do it again.
What Bears Eat Tweet I was watching some bears on TV eating termites like they were a great delicacy. Seemed like a cartoon idea to me!
Huh? What? Tweet Quiche Lorraine explains the joke in the third panel and some people still don’t get it.
Betrayal!! Tweet Why are they so selfish about the hedge? And honestly, other than a few hedgetoads, who want it anyway?
Name of a Woman Tweet The punchline was almost that her name was “Eastern Star” but then I thought this was funnier.
Spelling as a Way of Life Tweet I think this came about as my wife was telling me about a spelling bee at her school. I also thought about doing it as a riff on Aunt Bee.
Buffalo to Rome Tweet Yes, the first few words were inspired by Walt Kelly. After that, it’s all mine.