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This is a reference to a chain of convenience stores in the Texas panhandle. If you don’t get it … don’t worry about it.
Whenever I see actual people fighting, it’s almost impossible to tell what they’re fighting about. I just assume, then, that’s it’s something stupid like this.
Inspired by a fast-food chain that recently started advertising “beer-battered fish”.
This one has gone over very well. I was a little worried that some might take offense, but if they did, it wasn’t enough to make them write in.
Based on several people I have known in hospice.
I like chocolate and I like raisins, but I do not like them together.
Also known as the “carry out special”.
I guess in reality, a beaver without prominent front teeth would be in danger of dying from starvation.
I am disappointed in the players, but I also remember the night they won the World Series and what that felt like after 52 years of waiting.
Do you know people who argue a lot and you kind of wonder if they do this? Like they don’t really care, they just like arguing?