Pure Poetry Tweet Of course, the real joke anytime Porc U. Pine is in here is the idea that anyone would a] pay for poetry or b] sell it by the line.
Classic Sci Fi Tweet I recently saw “Wrath of Kahn” in the theater. I think it still holds up very well.
Is Not Would Not Could Not Tweet The usual way of saying the third panel where I could from would be “ain’t it, tho?”
Cast Iron Skull-It Tweet I know a very sad story about a cast iron skillet. Next time I see you in person, I’ll tell it.
Need another great read? Tweet The Dumbest Planet in the Universe is now available on Kindle and in paperback!
Slap Happy Tweet I still think they should have given Will Smith a Lifetime Achievement award as he single-handedly (ha!) got more press for the Oscars than they’ve had in years.
“TimeKeeperS” trilogy now on sale for more than half off! Tweet You can now order each book of the TimeKeeperS trilogy for more than half off! Click here!
Conjugating Visits Tweet I used to think conjugal visits had something to do with conjugating verbs. (When I was little.)
What to Read Tonight Tweet A Texas Ranger goes undercover in far west Texas to try and avert a range war, but begins to suspect the range war may just be a cover-up for something else. Available today on Kindle and in paperback!