Empirical Umpirical Tweet Maybe he can replace Joe West or Angel Hernandez, two guys who are only employed because of the power of their union.
Let’s Go Astros! Tweet I am disappointed in the players, but I also remember the night they won the World Series and what that felt like after 52 years of waiting.
Stereophonic, Baby! Tweet If you don’t get this joke, ask your parents … or grandparents. Also, I miss the discussions of woofers and tweeters and analog vs. stereo and what kind of cactus spine makes the best turntable needle.
Strikeout King Tweet One of my heroes, Nolan Ryan, had a game like this as a high school pitcher … except he struck out 21 in seven innings and only hit 4.
Anticipation (sing it) Tweet Some people can tell instantly whether a fly off the bat is coming their way. I have never been one of those people.